A few months ago, physicist Harold White stunned the aeronautics world when he announced that he and his team at NASA had begun work on the development of a faster-than-light warp drive. His proposed design, an ingenious re-imagining of an Alcubierre Drive, may eventually result in an engine that can transport a spacecraft to the nearest star in a matter of weeks — and all without violating Einstein’s law of relativity.
HOLY SHIT WARP DRIVE IS PLAUSIBLE AGAIN
Wait….does that ALSO mean that Rapunzel and Eugene were trapped in Arendelle with everyone when it was frozen over?
Could you picture the two of them under a bunch of blankets like:
Eugene: “Let’s go to Arendelle, she said, it would be fun she said.”
Rapunzel: “Well, it WAS fun…until we got trapped in this eternal winter…”
Eugene: “Yeah, talk about getting the cold shoulder, yeesh!”
Eugene: “Look, all I’m saying is next time we get invited to one of these things we just send them a nice fruit basket and a fancy card and call it a day.”
I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when grades were high and fucks worth giving. I dreamed no test would make me cry, I dreamed that curves would be forgiving. Then I was young and unprepared, and A’s were made and used and wasted. There were no extensions to be begged, no nights unslept, no effort wasted. But the finals come at last, with their laughter soft as thunder, as they tear your grades apart, as they turn your dream to shame.